[nba] Well, Shaq, I'd guess it's "like chicken"

http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/23/shaq-attacks-kobe-you-ruined-my-marriage/

Haha, funny stuff from the Big Diesel. But I do have to say, the references to Biggie are just silly, even though the N-O-T-O-R-I-O-U-S probably didn't have a black belt in Shaq Fu. But silly is better than downright disturbing. Something tells me this wasn't the first time Shaquiiiiille "Like a pig" O'Neal wanted that question answered. I'm hoping that's the first time he asked it of the Kobrizzle, though. Can you imagine being in that crowd at the time - "yeah, son, Kobe...what now, bitch? word, kid, how you like the taste-a dat. Unnnngh!" There's been entirely too much talk about man ass around this parts, by the way. I am putting my food down - no more man ass talk for 2 weeks!

In unrelated NBA news, the Olympic starting 5 looks like it will be Dwight Howard, Carmelo, LeBron, Kobe, and Chris Paul. Not quite the '92 Dream Team, but I ain't gonna lie - I think there was some movement down there at the sight of that lineup.